两大叔坐爱

两大叔坐爱 高清

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分类： 喜剧片 2013

导演： 理查德·莱斯特

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　　这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
　　An absurdist classic
　　This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

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  • 嵇古韵 3小时前 :

    连姆森尼从老硬汉变成老残汉了，动作影星难避免衰老明显的事实。不是很明白本片连姆死掉有什么意义

  • 富玉堂 8小时前 :

    《环游地球》后专心“埋”进糙汉路线的Zac，在地球另端渐入佳境；过往痕迹不断地消失，似乎也在迎来更有趣的职业转折

  • 善醉香 0小时前 :

    是有表达的，但是剧本不够好，太硬了。三星。

  • 喻莎莎 7小时前 :

    有些俗套，几场动作戏却还行，连姆尼森还能打几年？

  • 宿迎荷 9小时前 :

    连姆尼森居然先go die了，和之前其他电影风格不一样，这是要让位吗

  • 佴鹏天 5小时前 :

    看到众多差评之后不抱希望地去看，反而觉得很贴合当下。全片透露着一句话：f**k justice.

  • 彬胤 1小时前 :

    影片还算不错，连姆-尼森这回不是单纯为了自己复仇，而是想用自己的方式杀掉一些逃脱法律惩罚的坏人。影片的卡司很强，只是莫妮卡-贝鲁奇老得不忍看了，盖-皮尔斯状态还不错，连姆-尼森的表现还是一如既往。

  • 幸晓星 7小时前 :

    风格非常荒凉的电影，独处荒漠中守护黄金，还是独角戏部分最刺激。结局就是螳螂捕蝉黄雀在后，终究是没命享受这成果。

  • 卫博 3小时前 :

    好久没看连姆尼森的“营救”片了，老胳膊老腿也就推推搡搡，莫妮卡贝鲁奇盖皮尔斯也是负责唠嗑，还真的没啥看头

  • 凌梦 4小时前 :

    美人迟暮，廉颇老矣，烈酒消毒火烧肚皮那一幕让我想起了兰博

  • 家荣 4小时前 :

    “这里越来越像阿富汗了。”

  • 乌华婉 9小时前 :

    本片最大的意义就是三位老同志刷存在感，连姆大叔、莫妮卡姐姐、盖皮尔斯，都已过花甲之年，加起来二百多岁了，向他们致敬！

  • 仵代天 6小时前 :

    雖然我是拿免費票拿銀幕當背景玩手機的….感覺畫風還好，不過看到的都沒有抓人的感覺，很難沈浸其中。還有很多說不上來地有些蠢的片段。如果不是在影院感覺比較好，這片我估計是不會看的

  • 徐念柏 3小时前 :

    我的天呐连姆尼森得有70了吧，还是每年都端枪咔咔咔！这片倒也不难看，但也不惊艳，甚至有些平庸。可里面的几场打戏倒还挺好。

  • 帆梦 6小时前 :

    业余杀手给目标看了脸就走，还有严重的健忘症，什么惩恶扬善，杀手的铁律要遵守。

  • 夏侯薇歌 8小时前 :

    情节还算紧凑，但是打斗戏确实少了不少，莫妮卡贝鲁奇也已经快六十岁了，连姆大叔七十岁了，廉颇老矣之感扑面而来，但是还是很喜欢他的戏。

  • 卫铮 1小时前 :

    连姆老矣，尚能杀否？还是想看简单粗暴版的连姆尼森。在胳膊上写字的主意是不是盖皮尔斯给出的？年近60的莫妮卡贝鲁奇，美人迟暮，令人惋惜。

  • 卫彦华 4小时前 :

    女警官很漂亮。

  • 戴初蝶 1小时前 :

    自然老去的Liam，Monica和Guy。奶奶的，这么好的电影5.8分？！法律不能解决的，就…，正义No.1！

  • 心茹 1小时前 :

    1、故事一定是关于拯救，不管什么立场，突然就要开始帮人了

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